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I am just an ordinary guy, with a very ordinary life
I have a house and a kid and a wife. Isn't that oh so very nice?
I get up to be at work by 9. Every month I pay my bills on time
I wrap my recyclables up with twine. Isn't that oh so very nice?

Come on, Skoochie, get the lock off your sack!
Come out to the bar and knock a few back!
I remember the days of your glorious past
You'd close up the bar dragged out on your ass!
So what'll ya do? Come out with the crew?
Drinking brew after brew til your facha turns blue?
Or stay at home sitting with the old lady
While I'm filling my shot glass with 1780!!

I am just an ordinary guy, with a very ordinary life
I'm insecure about my penis size. Isn't that oh so very nice?
I watch porno from time to time, enjoying a life that is not mine
I rub one out if the girl is fine. Isn't that oh so very nice?

Come on, Skoochie, now I'm calling your bluff
With a fist full of singles just ready to stuff!
You know it's your fate. So why would you wait
To hit very nudie bar in the Garden State?!
Will you come out and roam or just stay at home?
Pruning Petunia's with your gay Garden Gnomes
Changing nappies, wiping bums full of ca-ca
While I'm sticking my face between silicone ta-ta's

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from Blood, Sweat, and Beers, released June 10, 2004
E. Schroeder, T. Nelson

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Hub City Stompers New Brunswick, New Jersey

Formed and founded in 2002 and hailing from the "hub city" of New Brunswick, NJ, Hub City Stompers embraces various styles of ska from the 60's thru the 80's, and adds reggae, punk, oi!, hardcore, hip-hop, jazz and even classical influences, managing to avoid a typical, formulaic ska sound and steer clear of cliche poppy ska lyrics.
7 CD's, national/international tours down, and ready for more.
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