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JOHNNY DATE RAPE

from Dirty Jersey by Hub City Stompers

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lyrics

You saw me standing bar side, whiskey in my hand.
And once I caught your eye I knew what I had planned.
There wasn’t anything so special about you.
It was just one of those nights anyone would do.

You wanted some stank on your hang-low.
A girl asleep, she can’t say no.
You wanted to peak in my meat-drapes.
And a sleeping girl can’t escape.
And I was gonna give it to you anyway.
Oh such a shame, the game you had to play.
Now the crew’s on you and you won’t escape,
My little Johnny Date Rape.

I gave you every hint, I threw you all the signs.
But still I had to hear your corny pick-up lines.
Your lack of confidence, it should have made me think.
‘Cause when I turned around you slipped it in my drink.

When I awoke next morning
I came to under stand.
I saw you passed out bed side,
Pork dagger in your hand.
Now you bear all the blame.
You shoulder all the shame.
And I’ll never be the same,
Because I'm pissing out flames!

It was a bloody mess, the night we all found you.
And now you’re sipping soup up in the I.C.U.
So maybe next time you will give a girl a chance.
‘Cause roofies ain’t the way to get in someone’s pants.

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from Dirty Jersey, released December 16, 2006
T. Nelson, J. DeSantis

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Hub City Stompers New Brunswick, New Jersey

Formed and founded in 2002 and hailing from the "hub city" of New Brunswick, NJ, Hub City Stompers embraces various styles of ska from the 60's thru the 80's, and adds reggae, punk, oi!, hardcore, hip-hop, jazz and even classical influences, managing to avoid a typical, formulaic ska sound and steer clear of cliche poppy ska lyrics.
7 CD's, national/international tours down, and ready for more. ... more

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